Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even realize you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
Anonymous asked: How can you be such a bitch to your supposed 'friends'.
Roxy is that you?
You always told me the couch was reserved for our bitch canine, Jess.
which makes it suitable for you.
I swear to Holy-Lucifer we act more like a married couple than married couples.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A SATANIST. I’LL BE HAVING NONE OF THAT UNDER MY ROOF!
#guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
#Xhes they’re describing us
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
Basically someone who’s sarcastic but knows where to stop.